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im here for the jokes and cute boys, i dont really care about much else. unless you have weed or oreos. im extremley inappropriate & also shout out to my best friend colette.

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

done:

with your shit

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

tsartorial:

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"I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon."
-Rachel Wolchin (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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