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im here for the jokes and cute boys, i dont really care about much else. unless you have weed or oreos. im extremley inappropriate & also shout out to my best friend colette.

feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mrjoshmacintosh:

officertoast:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT

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ah yes, the staff

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

whitegirlsaintshit:

abcnewsofficial:

Like we’re sitting in alphabetical order…your last name starts with an H why are you sitting with the S’s

I’m not huntea no more, I’m SWEET TEA!!!

killerville:

bunnywith:

bottombuckybarnes:

before doing anything, ask yourself. “would steve rogers approve of this?” if the answer is not “yes”, you probably shouldn’t do that thing.

steve rogers jumped out of a plane without a parachute

"do as i say, not as i do, on account of i’m usually doing something that will destroy your weak human body and get you mega dead. i believe in you though!" — steve rogers